Offensive Birthday Cocktail Toppers

Price range: £8.00 through £23.00

Add a brutally honest twist to your next party with our Offensive Birthday Cocktail Toppers. Printed with edible ink on premium wafer paper, each topper features bold, sweary birthday slogans designed to get a laugh and raise a few eyebrows. Perfect for cocktails at wild birthday parties, stag or hen dos, or just to insult your mate in style.

Offensive Birthday Cocktail Toppers Product details:

  • Size: Each topper is approx. 8cm wide, ideal for cocktails, fizz, or any celebratory drink

  • Material: Printed on high-quality wafer paper using edible ink

  • Wording options: Choose from offensive birthday slogans like “Birthday Twat”, “Birthday Wanker”, “Birthday Cunt” – or message us if you’ve got your own sweary idea

  • Background: Colourful confetti background included as standard – colours can be adjusted on request

  • Pack sizes: Available in multiple quantities to suit small gatherings or full-on chaos

  • Shipping: Sent in a backed 'do not bend' envelope for safe delivery

Ingredients: Potato starch, water, sunflower oil

Why choose these toppers:

  • Hilariously rude and guaranteed to offend (in the best way)

  • Perfect for unapologetic mates, wild nights out, or savage birthday roasts

  • Fully edible and a fun surprise for your drinks

  • Printed with care in our UK studio

Best used on foamy cocktails for clearer prints and slower dissolving. Just drop them on top and let the giggles begin.

Grab yours now and make someone’s birthday... questionable!

Whilst printed in a facility with no nuts, cannot guarantee no cross contamination from other products and suppliers

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Pack Size

6 x 8cm, 12 x 8cm, 18 x 8cm, 24 x 8cm, 30 x 8cm, 36 x 8cm

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